I espied a tome in the house the other day that those girls were using. Apparently, it contains fancy words to make one sound smarter. I think that I shall use it. After all, the best leaders are the smartest ones. Let’s see how much smarter I sound using this book:
I thus far reverberate percipient. This publication materializes the preeminent contrivance I have unremittingly dissipated.
For those of you who aren’t as intellijent as I am: (I already sound smarter. This book is the best tool I have ever used.)
The one thing that I do not understand is why the author of this opus put two the’s before it’s title. Now it reads: The The Saurus. Maybe the author had a stutter.