I espied a tome in the house the other day that those girls were using.  Apparently, it contains fancy words to make one sound smarter.  I think that I shall use it.  After all, the best leaders are the smartest ones.  Let’s see how much smarter I sound using this book:

I thus far reverberate percipient.   This publication materializes the preeminent contrivance I have unremittingly dissipated.

For those of you who aren’t as intellijent as I am: (I already sound smarter.  This book is the best tool I have ever used.)

The one thing that I do not understand is why the author of this opus put two the’s before it’s title.  Now it reads: The The Saurus.  Maybe the author had a stutter.

It is the One Who Feeds Me’s birthday today. The One Who Loves Me made her a bunch of little pies. While no one was looking, I knocked a bunch of them off the table and ATE ONE! Those foolish girls thought a silly tupperware lid would keep me out.

Ha.